Thursday, March 4, 2010

Justin Beiber Rant Numero Tres

Alrighty, Here We Go.
So Justin has another hit titled, Baby.
The video starts off with Justin singing and the camera revolving around him at a bowling alley.
He walks into the bowling alley with some other guys.
Beiber spots some chicks bowling.
So to show off, the guys and girls kind of challenge each other to bowling.
And during this bowling challenge, Beiber is singing his song.
It seems like he's trying to pull off the "sexy squinty eye" look because when he's singing, it looks like he can't see or anything, kinda like when you're Grandma is trying to tell who you are when you visit her.
Anywho, Justin walks over to the girl's lane, and literally grabs the chick by her jacket closer into him.
That's attractive.
Trying to show your manly side,eh?
Oh, but the chick pushes him back.
Rejected.
Beiber tries talking to this chick.
He seriously wants to talk to her, but everytime, he's trying to get in her face and close to her.
Dude, you just met this chick at a bowling alley, you're not gunna get some.
And again, when he tries to get this girl's attention, he has to physically like, touch her.
Ever hear of just going up to her and say "Hi", not "Hey I wanna talk to you so I'm gonna try and be sexy by pulling you into me."
Also, during this vid, Beiber has a little solo backdrop kind of thing,
and in this backdrop, he's "dancing".
There's a three second clip of moon walking, pelvis thrusting, tutting, and hanging onto Ludacris.
There's also this part where he tries to do this wave thing with his hands, but by the look on his face, he looks like he has no clue what he just did.
Then there's a dance-off between the guys and girls.
Justin dances, but he isn't a natural born dancer.
When he dances, it's choppy and no flow.
And during the entire song, he's singing about his "baby" and how he knows she loves him.
And once again, like in every Justin Beiber music video, Justin ends up with the girl in his face, they're so close, but not actually kissing. Again.
'Nuff Said.
-Nikki

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