How To Do Stuff? Part One- Need to Get Rid of a Cyber Creeper?

My first part in my little series "How To Do Stuff?"

So like every other ffteen year-old girl in America, I have a Facebook.

What's Facebook you may ask?

Facebook is a social networking site where people can keep in touch with famliy, co-workers, friends, etc.

It's also the number one site for all of those narcissistic people to upload two hundred pitures of themselves a day!

Anywho, because Facebook lets you get in touch with anyone that has one, anybody can add you.

So one day, I'm on Facebook, and I notice that I have a friend request.

I read the name and I recognized that it was an old friend of mine from elementary school that moved away.

So I accepted the request.

Moments later, I heard the chat "ping" sound.

It's from my little elementary friend. 

Let's call him Joe.

Joe says hi, asks how I'm doing, and all of that kind of stuff.

So I be friendly and answer all of the questions, tell him about Jersey.

Then the convo dies down and I log off.

For the next two weeks, I hear the chat "ping" noise again and again.

Guess what? It's from the SAME person.

This time, he tries talking to me via espanol.

I maybe bilingual, but I do not fluently speak Spanish.

I tell him that, and instead of not talking in Spanish, he talks in Spanish WITH translations.

I told him that I don't take Spanish, so I tell him I take Russian.

Now he wants to learn Russian.

So the next time he chatted me, I just ignored it and acted like I didnt hear the "ping" noise. 

This is KEY to getting rid of the creeper.

I mean, I don't want to be mean and I'm a genuinely nice person but,

I.CANNOT.STAND.CREEPERS.

I don't like the idea of someone constantly chatting with me whom I don't really know and don't really talk to.

I also don't like people getting into my life, asking about EVERYTHING, when I don't talk to them.

Because boy, if I tell you about my personal life, I have a lot of trust in you.

So anyway, in order to get rid of a creeper,

be polite,

be kind,

play dumb,

and don't get so into the conversation.

'Nuff Said.

-Nikki