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OSCARS!

So on Sunday the Oscars were on and I was chattin it up with my buddy Jake.

Here are some of the dresses that I will ALWAYS remember:

Anna Kendrick

OMIGAH.

This dress is the definition of pulchritude.

The color looked amazing on her skin and her contrasting luscious chocolatey brown hair.

The draping was in the right places, the detailin of the lace, the little rosettes...

The only thing that really bothered me though was the shoes.

The chunkiness of the platforms kind of took away the elegance of the dress.

This dress was designed by Elie Saab.

I'm in love with this dress.

I would kill for this.

Miley Cyrus

Ew.

She looks like a 35-year-old woman.

No, not because of her dress, but because of her hair, makeup, and dress together into one ensemble.

The dress is beautiful, it's stunning.

But her posture is TERIBBLE!

If her hair was put into a sweet little messy chignon and her posture was better,

she could've looked amazing.

When she was presenting the award with Amanda Seyfried, she was like a giant compared to poor little Amanda.

Carey Mulligan

Work it.

The detailing on this dress is so intricate.

I saw a close up of it, and the detailing is actually kitchen utensils.

Sick right?

The black on her pale skin makes it even better, along with her cute little pixie cut.

Aw, Carey looks so sweet and innocent in this picture.

Zoe Saldana

*calms down*

Zoe Saldana, you are beautiful, you look beautiful in everything, but

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

You look like you're carrying around a pack of purple poodles! (Alliteration!)

If you had opted to take the poodles off of the dress and keep the purple ombre, it would've been amazing man!

I was so disapointed in this dress. Way too much detail going on here.

Penelope Cruz

Stellar.

The color looks amazing on her skin.

Hehe, it also looks good with the Red Carpet.

The detailing of the dress perfectly accentuates her figure.

It's nice seeing a dress that isn't flashy, or garish.

It's quite simple, and simplicity is beautiful.

The top part of the dress kind over powers her though.

 -Nikki