Justin Beiber

Ok for all of you who don't know who Justin Beiber is, here's some info.

He's a kid from Canada or something that go discovered on Youtube for singing songs.

So he makes his first music video for his song One Time

So it starts out with Justin and some kid playing Xbox and Usher calls Justin.

Then Beiber startes texting all of his friends to come to this party

At the party there are like what, 100 14-year-old kids drinking out of red plastic cups?

So is the music director of the video trying to encourage the youth of the world to drink?

Because I don't know whats in the cup.

For all we know, it could be apple juice or vodka. (or both)

Then the kids are dancing looking like they're having fun with SillyStringin' each other and playing with pinwheels.

Anywho, so Beiber and this chick keep staring each other down and they eventually meet up.

Oh and did I mention throughout the entire song

this kid is repetively singing the words "one time".

AND, reptitively putting both hands on his chest.

Which kind of looks like he's trying to grab his moobs or something, (even though he's as flat as a board).

Anywho, the girl is like 13 years old and its seems as if Justin Beiber can't really get her.

Wonder why.

He tries the infamous "move" on her and when he does, his face is like the face you make when you see something disgusting.

So they're hanging out by the pool then out of nowhere, the chick glances at her watch and brings it right up to her face.

Honestly, what teenager checks the time on their watch like that when they're not kidding around.

You would expect her to take out her cellphone right?

Yeah, well she leaves the party, and before she leaves, she gives him one of those grandmotherly kisses on his cheek.

And as he watches her go, his face is in total confusion.

He's probably saying to himself "eh" at the moment.

Oh and my brother and I were talking about this and he says "If Justin is saying to the girl, "Imma tell you one time" but he says it over 5 times within a chorus"

So he's lying?

'Nuff Said.

-Nikki