Justin Beiber Rant Numero Dos

Okay well it probably seems that I dislike Justin Beiber,

I don't, it's just really easy to criticize him.

Ok, well I recently watched the music video for his second single, One Less Lonely Girl

and here we go.

So Justin is at the coin laundromat probably waiting for his laundry to be done.

Actually no. He's at the laundromat with his guitar.

What?

Anyway, in his video for "One Time" he's partying it up at a mansion.

so wouldn't he be doing laundry there?

Whatever, so this girl brings in her basket of laundry and starts to do her laundry, and catches Justin staring at her.

She smiles and starts getting all giggly and flirty.

But then she has to leave.

So she gathers her laundry and she just so happens to drop her scarf.

Of course Justin has to go over there and pick it up.

So in order to get this girl to ACTUALLLY TALK TO HIM,

he puts up these arrows all over the town and takes pictures and places them on the signs.

The first one is a Hershey bar, and he's taking a picture with a polaroid camera. I get the joke,

"come find me, I'll bring you chocolate" and stuff like that, but a Hershey bar?

What if the chick is allergic to chocolate?

You want to hurt her body system?!

So the girl is back at the laundromat the next day or week, whatever, and there's a sign on her "washing machine' that Justin has her scarf and she has to find her.

As said before, Justin's going around putting arrows on anything he can find with pictures of himself.

The second little "clue" that the chick finds is of him with puppies.

The note says, "I will shower you with kisses" and he's kissing the puppies.

If I were the girl, I would just leave because who wants to kiss someone who kisses little puppies?

What if the girl is allergic to puppies as well? You never know.

Next clue is at a florist with Justin saying "I'll give you flowers".

I would have never thought that he would get flowers from a florist!

Then the chick ends up in some store, and they come together by Justin puttin the scarf around the girl's neck and pullling her in. How original.

Then they just sway hips for like 30 seconds, with their noses touching.

You would think that they would kiss but they never do.

Then I notice that the chick has like 4 inches on Justin.

Then thats pretty much the end of the video.

But at the very end, Justin says something which I CANNOT understand, but he says the word "shawty" as in "shotty" which could be interpreted as "shorty".

But Justin Beiber just shouldn't say that word.

Nuff' Said.

-Nikki